Eight Hottest Female Professional Poker Players of 2011 - Part 2

Oct 25, 2011

The second half of the top eight of the sexiest female poker players, highly popular with the male audience, rated, measured, examined and the results are in – the hottest ladies who are professional poker players of 2011 – the coveted 1-4 spots.

 

Veronika Larsen - A Nowegian pussy cat who lets her claws out on the poker table where she clowns both amateur and professional players too mesmerized by her more than revealing outfits to stand a chance. One professional poker player, after losing a few thousand to Veronika in a cash game, said he was too distracted by her outfit - "it looked like two puppies were wrestling under an ultra-thin blanket, I twice forgot if the game was Omaha Hi or Hi/Lo and could never keep track of the blinds." Well there you have it, this kitten is a heart breaker and a man eater all right, so if you like untamed 2 meter tall Amazons, then Veronika Larsen is sure to be your dream girl.

Veronika plays exclusively on the European Poker Tour and can be found playing poker cash games in the most exclusive card rooms around the continent where the Crystal is ice cold and the Norwegian salmon is hot. Latest rumors say she is currently promoting Multi Wheel European Roulette, so that's that.

 
 

Shannon Elizabeth - who can forget the now cult classic movie that has made men out of millions of boys over the past 15 years. Shannon came far since those days and is now even hotter than ever and along with being a talented actress (yep, in nudie movies) she is also a killer at the poker table (yep, that’s true!). Happily married to a rich stud, she spends her days playing poker at ultra-high limits in Vegas where she goes a few times a month to show the boys that she is more than just hot girl.

We are not sure what other projects she is involved in, probably a charity for some diseased orphans in a country no one heard of, but that’s cool, because diseased orphans from Hamehlahalan need love too. As far as we know she hasn't adopted any which is currently a requirement to become a UN sponsored world ambassador. We know she's not a spokesperson for Cherry Red Casino, but wow, wouldn't that be fun!

 
 

Laura Prepon - watching That 70's Show as Laura blossomed into one hot girl. From New Jersey too - see, it's possible to inhale toxic fumes each day and still grow up to be successful, smart and beautiful. In any case she has been on wild blond/red haired poker nut for a while now - setting up tournaments, introducing the rich fish of Hollywood to the game, and keeping poker alive in national headlines not connected with Department of Justice and President Dumbo's attempts to eliminate the game.

Laura has been doing lots behind the scenes to introduce a whole new batch of rich cats into poker who can afford to get sheared for a few hundred thousand here or there. She is too rich to sponsor anything, but since we hear she also enjoys blackjack then perhaps Bodog Casino would be the place since US players are still welcome.

 
 

Jennifer Tilly - A successful actress who starred in a ton of films which I enjoy watching who has a distinct voice few can forget. But that’s nothing. Besides making millions from her movie career she is no slouch at the felt, making money from lucrative high stakes cash games with star struck businessmen and high stakes tournaments alike.

In fact, Tilly just lost over $50K but not on the felt. She bought a diamond ring only to discover that the retailer allegedly padded the bill, hoping we guess that the Oscar nominee and WSOP bracelet winner wouldn't notice a measly 5 stacks of high society on her bill. They were wrong and are being sued now by the actress who is represented by a firm who also allegedly takes care of Bingo Sky, where a 500% match deposit bonus awaits all new players.